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I saw a poster a while ago for the dvd to Eat Love Pray, the movie adaptation featuring Julia Roberts, it looks like a pile of steaming crap. There is no way I am going to watch it, not even on a plane.
But listen up.
A lot of people (women) have claimed to find the answer within this book. I’ve never had an interest in reading it until recently where it’d been plaguing my mind.
but yes, the one thing all this did succeed in doing, is make me want to read the book. I’ve also been told that Elizabeth Gilbert’s TED talk is quite amazing also.
urghhhhh.
What have I become?!
Today was one of those buy custard creams, aloe vera drink and cheap wine days. Mum, don’t worry… if you’re reading this, it’s fine. The biscuits were low in sugar… i’m joking. But no i’m fine.
But I did wake up with an overwhelming sense that I will never capture the magic of the beginning stages of my last relationship ever again.. you know, one of those days?
I eventually did get past it, sausage and mash was had (yes, food really is a great healer.)
So, as you can tell i’m having trouble adjusting to being single. I’m about to watch “The Break Up”…
After that?
Eat Pray Love? I mean.. really? Shit.
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Fuck!!! I screamed.
I started trashing the room. Lamp, smashed. Speakers? Equally smashed.
Inconsolable, nothing was helping. Maybe I should punch the wall a few more times.
I had been informed that my ex had started seeing one of the worst people I could ever imagine to have existed. But alas, in this current dream I’m in, this human male has no face nor name inside my mind. I just know that he is complete scum.
J, is standing around watching me. Slender, long golden brown hair, a slight underbite. Staring at me with her hazel eyes.. for the umpteenth time this (imaginary?) week asking what I’m up to later on.
I snap…again “Nothing! Jesus.. I dunno.. something!”
She takes off out the door.
Whatever.
I chase out of the room, and run down the street in the direction I imagine that she would have walked down.
Eventually I find her. Explain I’m sorry. In a surprisingly short amount of time, we become great friends, and a great couple. Although there is some slight tension when she receives a text message from Leonardo Di Caprio.. “Why is he texting you!?” I scream.
I should add at that J is indeed, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
My day so far has consisted of writing an essay and playing PES 06. not much to be too proud of really. i also purchased a book off of amazon which i probably won’t read until next year…
It’s that time in the day where I consider just getting in touch with my ex, then realise that she’s most likely way happier now that I’m out of her life.
I wonder what dream girlfriend Jennifer is up to right now?


